Entry 16

Last night Robby Spent the night! We watched Barbie goes to the mall!  He accidently touched the TV ingine and it berned him. For supper we had wormloaf annd he left.

Entry 15

Today I went to the retirement home with hot soup. i aksadentle shuvd sum in an old gie's face and burned him. i got sued. o well bie.

entry 14

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh im being chased bi a gient gun. it yellow and really big. HELP!!!!. o no won cot mi hare on fire now im bald! ah my skalp is itchy! oh wait thats robby chasin me. mabey hes mad at mee for catching his house on fire! ah its a masheen gun! hey its outa gas.           Whoopie!

entry 13 part 2

Today they rebuilt robbys house. he made me pay for it i asked wi and he sed becus money dont grow on trees. well i proved him rong becuz we have a money tree in our bektard and it is actual money. but he sed it was fake.  Jeez whats rong wit theese peplole.

entry 13

today i played a joke on robby. i cot his housee on fire. he was makin hot dogs. his house comepletely burned down. when he came out i sed bet the hotdogs are dun now. he wasnt amuzed.

entry 12

todae i ate chikin possom soup.it tasted soe good. robby said he found them in my backyard. oh and guess wut mi pet possom and pet chikin ran away. i wonder wer thay r.any way bacc tu tha soop.it taste kind uv like chiken with a hint ov possom.it make you have bad gas. i wanted robby to tri it but hee sed no. So i held him down and shoved it down his throte.

entry 11

todae i bot a noo drum set.iplayed on it soe hard that it cot on fire.it wuz kwite amazin.i wuz soe hapee but soe sad.i wuz hapee bcuz i wuz plaing soe hard.i wuz sad bcuz it cot on fire.maybee i can cum tooo yore hows and pla on yore drum set. or i can plae on tha nayberz house i em shoor it will nut onoy them.

Entry 10

toodae i turned 100326 years old.my momee said that im old enuf to be potee trained.i fell throo the toylet.i got soked.i alsoe smeltlike poop because i actchuly went poop on tha potee.

Entry 9

I need money so today I opened a lemonade stand and sold rats. one lady screamed but i cant seem to figuere out why. But then my neighbor said "nobody wants your stinkin rats" then kicked it down. but then i decided the rats were too big so i opened a mouse stand. he threw a chair at me and now i decied to just get an allowance. Or open a possum stand!!!!!!

entry 7

Today momaclinklabonz tried to cook. some how it switched my molicules around now Im a cockroach. I went to the hospital. turns out im holow. Well i gotta go have surgery. They have to put stuff in my body so im not 1 ounce.

entry 6

Tofay i envented a new toy. Its a kangaroo.When youi press its nose it gos aooga aooga. Hers the discripton. its grey with a tail , fins and a long body.





well by



P.S. i forgot to tell you it swimms.

entry 5

I read a book today! mi firsht boko infakt. It was called ... it was about aa... well i kant remember what it was about becaus it dont have any words.


Well, so buy

entry 4

Tooday I graduated from preescououl today. I redd the word "a" hoohoohoohoohoo. Mommaclinklabonz is almost done with 1st grade . impressive ay.


wheel buy

entry 3

today i was in a play. during the play I accidentally knocked over a chair wich made a pipe crack
open spraying everybody with water. one persons cage contaning a flesh eating disease somehow the lock got wet and rusted. then the disease got out. oh well i gotta go. oh well thats weird it lopoks like the presedent with no flesh. mysterious.


bye

Entry 2

today I drowned in the 1 inch creek. lukily daddyclinklabonz saved me. but now he's all rusteei

Entry 1

Dear diaria

Today I had fun, I accidently canceled the neighbors home insurance, and then caught their house on fire.well gotta go, dadaclinklabonz got his hed stuck in the wasing machine again. well bye.